No project is so far behind that you should chokey grip someone to death.
Are you a morning person?
We've still got time...
And that's a wrap for Bugtober! Whew!
I think by now we all know not to do this, right? RIGHT?!
Great progress everyone!
Don't do this.
I found a bug.
You can do it team! I just know you can!
I want growth opportunities but not THIS opportunity.
Quality is important.
I'm sure it'll be fine...
Long may she reign.
All-hands is where the real $$$ is.
To me, every feature launch feels like the control room at the end of Apollo 13
We've gotta go deeper.
I always start my day with a mug of optimism.
Happens all the time.
You've got one message to send, what would you waste it on?
Do I have to re-read the whole doc now?
You may be in one right now!
We really oughta clean up that thing
Depends on how long Pharaoh lives...
Why do I try to do everything at once?
Everything goes perfect, pretty much every time...
Your team's one shot to deliver on those Q4 roadmap goals...
Are we almost there yet?
We don't see the future, we just build it.
First, make sure you're headed in the right direction...
I'm a Spec! We'll get through this together!
Often, getting started is the hardest part.