No project is so far behind that you should chokey grip someone to death.
That was the only guy on the team that understood half their systems...
Real estate isn't getting any cheaper...
Whoohoo! No work today!
Are you a morning person?
Don't want others to get defensive? Consider being less threatening.
Instantly removes the pain in your ass!
Crushed that interview tho.
We've still got time...
Don't do this.
You can do it team! I just know you can!
Mind if I get an update real quick?
Giving tough feedback can be tough...